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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:37:09 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/"><rss:title>GSTV Blog</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description>Scott Double's blog</rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-17T22:37:09Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/19/dont-wanna-talk.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/12/vacuum-your-home-part-4.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/5/vacuum-your-home-part-3.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/26/vacuum-your-home-part-2.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/19/vacuum-your-home.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/12/check-your-mail-part-3.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/5/check-your-mail-part-2.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/29/check-your-mail.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/22/whats-in-your-attic-part-2.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/15/whats-in-your-attic.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/19/dont-wanna-talk.html"><rss:title>Don't Wanna Talk</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/19/dont-wanna-talk.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-19T08:53:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>dont wanna talk talk</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xOfQhF3ikwU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xOfQhF3ikwU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p><span class="watch-expander-head-content"><span>What are the chances  that we finally meet someone who just doesn't want to talk to me?</span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/12/vacuum-your-home-part-4.html"><rss:title>Vacuum Your Home Part 4</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/12/vacuum-your-home-part-4.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-12T09:00:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>vacuum</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dLzYt-SFoJo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dLzYt-SFoJo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>I find out that french people are very polite.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/5/vacuum-your-home-part-3.html"><rss:title>Vacuum Your Home Part 3</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/3/5/vacuum-your-home-part-3.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-06T01:29:28Z</dc:date><dc:subject>vacuum</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JZwLcprCwKU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JZwLcprCwKU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p><span>Vacuuming really is a back-breaking experience.</span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/26/vacuum-your-home-part-2.html"><rss:title>Vacuum Your Home Part 2</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/26/vacuum-your-home-part-2.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-26T11:18:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject>vacuum</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RaLLBO_rDH0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RaLLBO_rDH0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p><span class="description">All I want to do is vacuum your home...and all I get is someone who wants to charge me with sexual harassment </span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/19/vacuum-your-home.html"><rss:title>Vacuum Your Home</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/19/vacuum-your-home.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-19T16:26:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>vacuum</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UKCNoyjgZg4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UKCNoyjgZg4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /><span class="description">It's not that hard a concept - you let us in and we'll vacuum your carpet.  So where does vacuuming a fridge fit in?</span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/12/check-your-mail-part-3.html"><rss:title>Check Your Mail Part 3</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/12/check-your-mail-part-3.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-12T09:40:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>mail</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRFBRyvtLzQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRFBRyvtLzQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p><span class="description">A lonely, sweaty, Asian guy who doesn't like to wear pants shows us his mail by rummaging through the garbage.<br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/5/check-your-mail-part-2.html"><rss:title>Check Your Mail Part 2</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/2/5/check-your-mail-part-2.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-05T19:05:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>mail</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6hLOqrzmWR4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6hLOqrzmWR4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p><span>How many times will someone actually answer their apartment buzzer when we show up?  You'd be surprised by the answer.</span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/29/check-your-mail.html"><rss:title>Check Your Mail</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/29/check-your-mail.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-29T17:50:21Z</dc:date><dc:subject>mail</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQvbtLUkyAo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQvbtLUkyAo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>I know you're excited to see me, but if you're going to answer the door, at least put some pants on.﻿</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/22/whats-in-your-attic-part-2.html"><rss:title>What's In Your Attic? Part 2</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/22/whats-in-your-attic-part-2.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-23T02:47:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject>attic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LEjD6khDXjk&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LEjD6khDXjk&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p><span>I would loft to see your attic.  Bad joke...but it's the best I could come up with when a segment just doesn't go your way.</span>﻿</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/15/whats-in-your-attic.html"><rss:title>What's In Your Attic?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.greatscott-tv.com/blog/2010/1/15/whats-in-your-attic.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Double</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-15T18:45:36Z</dc:date><dc:subject>attic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5D6e-qVaSo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5D6e-qVaSo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&showinfo=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p><span class="description">Where's a good place to store a body?</span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
