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Friday
05Feb2010

Check Your Mail Part 2

How many times will someone actually answer their apartment buzzer when we show up? You'd be surprised by the answer.

Friday
29Jan2010

Check Your Mail

I know you're excited to see me, but if you're going to answer the door, at least put some pants on.

Friday
22Jan2010

What's In Your Attic? Part 2

I would loft to see your attic. Bad joke...but it's the best I could come up with when a segment just doesn't go your way.

Friday
15Jan2010

What's In Your Attic?

Where's a good place to store a body?

Friday
08Jan2010

Leave A Message!!

Great Scott!! ...more messages!

Our phoneline has been ringing off the hook and we've taken the time to post a few new calls to our "Phone Booth" section on the right.  Click away and listen to some of these crazy messages that we've been getting from both fans, and not-so fans, alike.

What about you?  Am I bothering you?  You want to bother me?  Got an idea for a segment?  What about a good joke?  Or do you just want to hear my lovely voice?  Drop me a line so we can post your message on our site. 

1.800.944.GSTV

And thanks again to all you amazing supporters.  Without you...who the heck would I bother?

Scott

Friday
01Jan2010

I'm Famous Part 3

If you want an autograph, I simply ask you to bring a pen and paper.

Friday
25Dec2009

I'm Famous Part 2

Number of autographs given out? None.

Friday
18Dec2009

I'm Famous

It's hard to keep people away when you're this famous...

Friday
11Dec2009

Free Parking Part 4

You try and find free parking and all you end up with is a parking ticket!!

Friday
04Dec2009

Free Parking Part 3

How many people do you think could fit in a parking booth?

Friday
27Nov2009

Free Parking Part 2

I can't seem to get free parking.  Time for phase 2...exchange jackets.

Friday
20Nov2009

Free Parking

It's hard enough to find parking in this city...now try and get it for free...

Friday
13Nov2009

Getting A Shave - Bonus

Had so much fun with these guys, it was time to share the Killer Kool-Aid.

Friday
06Nov2009

Getting A Shave Part 3

My barber slaps me...burns me...and tries to poison me. This time it's personal.

Friday
30Oct2009

Getting A Shave Part 2

My barber is very talented, not only has he shaved a woman before, but he's hosted his own show...and recorded location sound.

Friday
23Oct2009

Getting A Shave

 

It's always nice to find out your barber doesn't have nerves of steel just before a shave.

Friday
16Oct2009

Happy Birthday Part 3

No one got me a present...time for a temper tantrum.

Friday
09Oct2009

Happy Birthday Part 2

Apparently I'm not good enough to receive a gift.

Friday
02Oct2009

Happy Birthday

It's my birthday...did you get my anything?

Thursday
24Sep2009

Phone Lines Are Open!!

After two months of bothering people, Great Scott!! is still going strong.  And it seems that the fans have spoken...literally.  Some have left comments on our site, others have e-mailed, while the rest of you have called our GS Hotline at 1.800.944.GSTV.  We've finally had a chance to take a few of these calls and put them up on our site for you to have a listen.  Check out our “Phone Booth” section and hear what you've been saying.

Like what you see?  Got an idea for a segment?  Do I bother you?  Think that climate change rooms and biodiversity hair loss are the two major planetary environmental threats facing mankind?

Whatever you want to vent about, leave me a message.  Bother me.

1.800.944.GSTV - Operators are standing by...