Vacuuming really is a back-breaking experience.

All I want to do is vacuum your home...and all I get is someone who wants to charge me with sexual harassment

It's not that hard a concept - you let us in and we'll vacuum your carpet. So where does vacuuming a fridge fit in?

A lonely, sweaty, Asian guy who doesn't like to wear pants shows us his mail by rummaging through the garbage.

How many times will someone actually answer their apartment buzzer when we show up? You'd be surprised by the answer.

I know you're excited to see me, but if you're going to answer the door, at least put some pants on.

I would loft to see your attic. Bad joke...but it's the best I could come up with when a segment just doesn't go your way.

Where's a good place to store a body?

Great Scott!! ...more messages!

Our phoneline has been ringing off the hook and we've taken the time to post a few new calls to our "Phone Booth" section on the right.  Click away and listen to some of these crazy messages that we've been getting from both fans, and not-so fans, alike.

What about you?  Am I bothering you?  You want to bother me?  Got an idea for a segment?  What about a good joke?  Or do you just want to hear my lovely voice?  Drop me a line so we can post your message on our site. 

1.800.944.GSTV

And thanks again to all you amazing supporters.  Without you...who the heck would I bother?

Scott

If you want an autograph, I simply ask you to bring a pen and paper.

Number of autographs given out? None.

It's hard to keep people away when you're this famous...

You try and find free parking and all you end up with is a parking ticket!!

How many people do you think could fit in a parking booth?

I can't seem to get free parking.  Time for phase 2...exchange jackets.

It's hard enough to find parking in this city...now try and get it for free...

Had so much fun with these guys, it was time to share the Killer Kool-Aid.

My barber slaps me...burns me...and tries to poison me. This time it's personal.

My barber is very talented, not only has he shaved a woman before, but he's hosted his own show...and recorded location sound.

It's always nice to find out your barber doesn't have nerves of steel just before a shave.