Don't Wanna Talk

What are the chances that we finally meet someone who just doesn't want to talk to me?

Vacuum Your Home Part 4

I find out that french people are very polite.

Vacuum Your Home Part 3

Vacuuming really is a back-breaking experience.

Vacuum Your Home Part 2

All I want to do is vacuum your home...and all I get is someone who wants to charge me with sexual harassment

Vacuum Your Home

It's not that hard a concept - you let us in and we'll vacuum your carpet. So where does vacuuming a fridge fit in?

Check Your Mail Part 3

A lonely, sweaty, Asian guy who doesn't like to wear pants shows us his mail by rummaging through the garbage.

Check Your Mail Part 2

How many times will someone actually answer their apartment buzzer when we show up? You'd be surprised by the answer.

Check Your Mail

I know you're excited to see me, but if you're going to answer the door, at least put some pants on.

What's In Your Attic? Part 2

I would loft to see your attic. Bad joke...but it's the best I could come up with when a segment just doesn't go your way.

What's In Your Attic?

Where's a good place to store a body?

Leave A Message!!

Great Scott!! ...more messages!

Our phoneline has been ringing off the hook and we've taken the time to post a few new calls to our "Phone Booth" section on the right.  Click away and listen to some of these crazy messages that we've been getting from both fans, and not-so fans, alike.

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And thanks again to all you amazing supporters.  Without you...who the heck would I bother?

Scott

I'm Famous Part 3

If you want an autograph, I simply ask you to bring a pen and paper.

I'm Famous Part 2

Number of autographs given out? None.

I'm Famous

It's hard to keep people away when you're this famous...

Free Parking Part 4

You try and find free parking and all you end up with is a parking ticket!!

Free Parking Part 3

How many people do you think could fit in a parking booth?

Free Parking Part 2

I can't seem to get free parking.  Time for phase 2...exchange jackets.

Free Parking

It's hard enough to find parking in this city...now try and get it for free...

Getting A Shave - Bonus

Had so much fun with these guys, it was time to share the Killer Kool-Aid.

Getting A Shave Part 3

My barber slaps me...burns me...and tries to poison me. This time it's personal.