How many times will someone actually answer their apartment buzzer when we show up? You'd be surprised by the answer.

I know you're excited to see me, but if you're going to answer the door, at least put some pants on.

I would loft to see your attic. Bad joke...but it's the best I could come up with when a segment just doesn't go your way.

Where's a good place to store a body?

Great Scott!! ...more messages!

Our phoneline has been ringing off the hook and we've taken the time to post a few new calls to our "Phone Booth" section on the right.  Click away and listen to some of these crazy messages that we've been getting from both fans, and not-so fans, alike.

What about you?  Am I bothering you?  You want to bother me?  Got an idea for a segment?  What about a good joke?  Or do you just want to hear my lovely voice?  Drop me a line so we can post your message on our site. 

1.800.944.GSTV

And thanks again to all you amazing supporters.  Without you...who the heck would I bother?

Scott

If you want an autograph, I simply ask you to bring a pen and paper.

Number of autographs given out? None.

It's hard to keep people away when you're this famous...

You try and find free parking and all you end up with is a parking ticket!!

How many people do you think could fit in a parking booth?

I can't seem to get free parking.  Time for phase 2...exchange jackets.

It's hard enough to find parking in this city...now try and get it for free...

Had so much fun with these guys, it was time to share the Killer Kool-Aid.

My barber slaps me...burns me...and tries to poison me. This time it's personal.

My barber is very talented, not only has he shaved a woman before, but he's hosted his own show...and recorded location sound.

It's always nice to find out your barber doesn't have nerves of steel just before a shave.

No one got me a present...time for a temper tantrum.

Apparently I'm not good enough to receive a gift.

It's my birthday...did you get my anything?

After two months of bothering people, Great Scott!! is still going strong.  And it seems that the fans have spoken...literally.  Some have left comments on our site, others have e-mailed, while the rest of you have called our GS Hotline at 1.800.944.GSTV.  We've finally had a chance to take a few of these calls and put them up on our site for you to have a listen.  Check out our “Phone Booth” section and hear what you've been saying.

Like what you see?  Got an idea for a segment?  Do I bother you?  Think that climate change rooms and biodiversity hair loss are the two major planetary environmental threats facing mankind?

Whatever you want to vent about, leave me a message.  Bother me.

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